Sunday, October 31, 2010

Who is Chen Guilin ("Gary Ng")?

It was first reported on 26/10 that "Gary Ng"--often labeled as Singapore's 'Edison Chen'--has been arrested. Police said women had come forward and made police reports, saying they had been cheated of money by this man. (It is later revealed that his real name is Chen Guilin.)

What kinda amused me is that the capture of this prolific--albeit indecent--photographer is due to the accusation of 'cheating'. And money.

And that leads to his downfall. A really long fall. Just see the list of charges he has to face! (Highlighted in bold, red below in the article.)

HE WAS dubbed Singapore's Edison Chen after he posted self-made videos of his sexual encounters with several women on the Internet.

The man called himself Gary Ng and shared up to 33 sex videos online since September 2008.

But as it turned out, it was a fictitious name.

His real name is Chen Guilin.

And now, Chen, 28, who is unemployed, is in trouble with the law.

He has been slapped with 21 charges, including one charge of possessing 1,100 obscene pictures and 437 video clips containing pornographic material on a laptop and two portable hard drives.

He was first charged in June and turned up in court on Wednesday to face more charges.

In all, Chen faces four counts of housebreaking, five counts of forgery, six counts of possessing someone else's identity card and two counts of criminal breach of trust.

He also faces one charge each of cheating, misappropriation and possessing a fraudulently obtained or stolen laptop.

Chen allegedly broke into the home of one of his victims between Aug 31 and Sept 5, 2008, and stole items totalling more than $36,000.

One of the items he allegedly stole was the victim's OCBC bank cheque book.

Over six days in September that year, he is said to have forged the victim's signature on the stolen cheques and induced the bank to give him a total of $81,150.

Forged signature

He is also accused of breaking into the home of another victim twice and later forging the victim's signature on a stolen HSBC cheque to obtain $10,000.

Chen, who is out on bail, is understood to have been arrested after several victims made police reports.

The New Paper reported last year that someone calling himself "Gary Ng" gained online notoriety after he posted his self-filmed sex videos on various amateur porn sites and sex forums.

Most of the videos began with him in office wear before he undressed.

He was careful to protect the identities of his partners by editing away the faces of the girls and himself, but he gave the videos titles based on the the women in them.

There were videos titled "Gary Ng vs Beer Promo Auntie", "Gary Ng vs Friend's Niece" and "Gary Ng vs Chua Chu Kang girl".

He claimed that he filmed his escapades, which took place at home or in hotels, and put them online in order to get back at women.

He said that he became disillusioned after three consecutive failed relationships.

Among his charges, unlawfully possessing someone else's identity card and housebreaking carry the heaviest punishment.

If convicted, he can be fined and jailed 10 years on each charge.

From Asiaone, "'Singapore's Edison Chen' slapped with 21 charges".

Kick-Ass is kick-ass!!

Oh, and have I told you that the movie, "Kick-Ass" is inspired by a comic by the same title? Wikipedia has more to say about the comic.

Yes, I finally managed to watch "Kick-Ass"! Yeah. Always enchanted by the movie's trailer.

It's a fun show. Inspiring even. Especially this part when he fought 3 thugs as they ganged up against one guy. It's a real bloody, hopeless fight and Kick-Ass is determined not to give up.

Diner Fight Guy 1: The fuck is wrong with you, man? You'd rather die for some piece of shit that you don't even fucking know?

Dave Lizewski (aka Kick-Ass): The three assholes, laying into one guy while everybody else watches? And you wanna know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die... so bring it on!

Banksy Simpsons Intro - Tragic...but COOL!!!

Check out the clip, "Banksy Simpsons Intro". More about Banksy, do check the official website here

He also has an entry in Wikipedia, "Banksy" and take a look--partially quoted from Wikipedia: "Banksy is the pseudonym of a British graffiti artist, political activist and painter, whose identity is unconfirmed. His satirical street art and subversive epigrams combine irreverent dark humour with graffiti done in a distinctive stencilling technique."

He's that talented, alright.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Selina Jen exposed Carwey as Ping Cheat!!

3 pongs and yet only ONE read? Carwey, oh, Carwey. How great thou a Ping cheat...NOT! (Screenshot above from 25/10 about 10 PM)

Monday, October 18, 2010

Stick Fight - FIGHT!!

Stick Fight - Cool Animation. Check out the clip here. Amazing how fluid their actions are. (8.8 millions have viewed the video. That's how good it is!)

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Shaken. Badly. (With a nice sleek result, though)

Remember this very old photo of mine--in my early months of starting to blog in 2005? Experienced a similar result & kinda amused of how it turned out. Here's the question: what was the object that I took a shot at? Answer correctly and...(nah, I don't think anyone will get the right answer. Heh.)

Monday, October 11, 2010

"Misery" - The fairer sex and violence committed BY them!!

I'm currently hooked by this cute (in a kind of sadistic kind) video clip of the song by Maroon 5, "Misery". The title brings to mind to that of the Stephen King's horror book/movie, "Misery".

So if next time you're in a dispute with a woman, think of the above 2 "Misery" and beware. She may just be too good in her kick or adept in swinging that axe.

The video clip of the song by Maroon 5, "Misery".

Stephen King's book/movie, "Misery".

Inebriation (Inception Parody/Spoof)

"Your Liver...Is the Scene of the Damage". Lol. Yes, yes...I know the movie, "Inception" has long passed, but the spoof "Inebriation" is just too good to miss out. Check it out, "INEBRIATION (Inception Parody/Spoof)". So far it has gathered 598,531 views. Not bad, huh?


'Inebriation' is a mock trailer created by Atomic Productions parodying the concept of Inception, in a dangerous and unstable world of shared drinking and drunk within drunk.

Liquor up, frat hard, and get ready- for INEBRIATION.

The Husband: One Man's Story of Moving In, Moving Out, and Moving On (Probably better than "Eat Pray Love")

"Bye, Honey! Oh, and look! I'll always be wearing the Ring!"

Yeah. The saddest part about the show, "Eat Pray Love" is very much on the Michael Cooper character. Divorced by the supposedly protagonist, Elizabeth Gilbert. After, what, 8 years of marriage life? Oh man, I do hope the book, "The Husband: One Man's Story of Moving In, Moving Out, and Moving On", is actually going to make it to bookstores.

The project of the book is used to be titled, "Displaced":
Millions have followed Elizabeth Gilbert’s journey around the world after a heartbreaking divorce. That was Liz’s story. This is Michael’s.

Michael thought his marriage with Liz was rock solid. When it suddenly crumbled, his life was set adrift. In Displaced, he offers an intimate look at the end of the marriage and at his personal struggle to recover. Through more than a decade of human rights and humanitarian aid work with communities upended by poverty, disaster, and conflict, Michael witnessed time and again the incredible resilience of the human spirit—in Kosovo, Mongolia, Iran, Iraq, and elsewhere. This time, it was his turn to embrace the sometimes painful conviction that for every ending, there must be a new beginning.

Thoughtful, evocative, and often humorous, Displaced is a smart and hopeful look at one man’s journey to rediscover his values and rebuild his life.

3 out of 8 countries which start with the letter "I" (and must have at least an airport) are featured in "Eat Pray Love"!!

Yeah! Wow! (So what, actually?! Hah!)

In the movie, "Eat Pray Love" the annoying Liz travels to 3 countries with start with the letter "I" (Italy, India, Indonesia). How many countries in the world, by the way, which start with the letter "I"? According to this website, there are 8 of them (at least they must have an airport!).

Those countries are: Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel,and Italy.

Dolce Far Niente - Pleasant Idleness - The sweetness of doing nothing

An Italian character in the movie, "Eat Pray Love" was quoted to say, "We call it "dolce far niente", the sweetness of doing nothing."

Hmmm...I like the concept. It sounds so noble when it's said in foreign language, isn't it? By the way, there's a similar concept in Hokkien called "CHIAK TSUA (chia'h tsoo'ah)" which literally means as "to eat snake". Then again, I'm not so sure. The latter tends to be intrepreted negatively, that is, "to goof off or skive". (Reference "Talking Cock")

PS. Check out this clip featuring the part of Dolce Far Niente, "Eat Pray Love - Dolce Far Niente clip".

Saturday, October 09, 2010

A Sudanese Prince emailed me!!


Oh wait, the situation must be very bad in Sudan that their Prince must use a rocketmail account. Introducing Prince James Urhobo with his

A scam with an interesting story, albeit badly written. Heh.

Dear Friend,

I got your contact today, with hope you are reliable and trustworthy.

I and my sister Prince James Urhobo and Princess Kiyara Urhobo a nationality Sudan. Our parent was murder by some rebel in our country so we decided to move down to Accra Ghana for th safety of our life by the help of the united nation. we are seeking an asylum as a refugee here in Accra Ghana. We want you to stand as our beneficiary / next of Kin to retrieve our consignment containing $45 million United State Dollars, which are in the STATE right now.

The consignment got to the state with the help of a UN diplomat Dr.Andy Debert. It was suppose to be deliver to Late Jessica smith, but she pass away suffering from cancer of the lungs which led to her death. Presently the consignment is been deposited in a storage house for safe keeping.

I need your assistance to retrieve the consignment from the Diplomat to relocate the consignment to you as our God parent / beneficiary. And you will invest the fund on properties in your country urgently. You will be required to.

(1) Assist in the banking safely of the said funds
(2) Advise on lucrative areas for investment
(3) Assist in purchase of properties.
(4) Assist us to continue our education and to start a better life over there.

If you can render your assistance in this regard, 40% of the total investment sum will be for you, as your commission.

It will be done under a legitimate process so that we will not breach any international or local laws, governing this matter it’s a 100% risk free.

I wait in anticipation of your reply and co-operation.

E mails me:

Thanks and God bless you

Prince James Urhobo

Pinocchio (Call me Emily!) has gender issues. LOL!!

Pinnochio: "I am a girl trapped inside a boy's body trapped inside a puppet's body". And the wooden wonder wants to be called as Emily. Not Pinnochio. Hahaha. Hilarious. Check out the clip, "Pinocchio Has Gender Issues".

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Firefighters attacked by gang of monkeys

Firefighters in Taiwan's capital Taipei were attacked by a gang of marauding macaques as they tried to clear away the bodies of two monkeys run over in an earlier accident.

Check out the clip, "Firefighters attacked by gang of monkeys" & decide whether the monkeys are indeed evil--with the reference to the previous post of a macaque killing a baby, I for sure still think so.

Saturday, October 02, 2010

Cathay "75 movies for $75" promotion -- bad publicity IS bad publicity

Think of "incompetent management", no, try instead to google for "incompetent management", and the result page will present you the chaotic incident with regards to Cathay's "75 movies for $75" promotion.

You can read the whole screw up with regards to this promotion in Hardwarezone forum here. 67 pages so far and counting...

CINEMA operator Cathay's ticket promotion offering 75 movie passes for $75 to patrons to celebrate its 75th anniversary at The Cathay Cineplex went horribly awry on Friday.

The police had to be called in to control an angry crowd of people who were unable to get their tickets even though they were among the first few who had queued overnight for the tickets.

Student Leslie Tan, 17, was third in line with his three other friends and complained: 'I feel cheated. We spent the whole night queueing and we did not get what we came for. It's not fair.'

The one-day promotion, on only at The Cathay Cineplex, had been advertised to movie-goers for about a month. According to publicity flyers, the offer was available only to the first 75 people to line up outside the cinema's box office on the fifth floor.

From Straits Times, "Mad rush for tickets".