Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Whose Line is it Anyway - Number of Words

Oh yes. I love this "Whose Line is it Anyway" game which featured the classic tale of Romeo (Ryan, 3 words) and Juliet (Josie, 4 words) as well as Juliet's disapproving mother (Colin, 2 words) and father (Stephen Fry, 6 words). Especially this part by Stephen Fry: "Once. A. Capulet. Always. A. Capulet". Heh. Brilliant! Check out the clip here.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Sexy Couple Role Play - and how it goes wrong!

Sexy Couple Role Play

Brought to you by gproductions, this clip offers a hilarious, deadly twist to this sexy roleplay. Heh.

Shaolin - Enlightenment of Andy Lau

Just watched Shaolin (or also known as "The New Shaolin Temple"). Nice show & nice theme song. Titled "Enlightenment", the song does sound somewhat like a Buddhist chant.

Check out the official trailer of the movie here.

From Malaysia with a scam...

Titled, "get in touch with mr. bryan for your bank draft $950,000.00‏", this another-obviously-a-scam email from one Mr. Sunil Puiri (admin@ecomm.com) is quite a lengthy one. What interests me is that this scam reveals an address in Malaysia. Heh. Of course the email has been forwarded to Royal Malaysia Police.

Dear Friend,

How are you today, Hope all is well with you and your family?
I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. You may not understand why this mail came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have received an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded. I am using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with another person who financed it to a logical conclusion.

I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished fund transfer due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of the security company to my new partner's account in Malaysia that was capable of assisting me in this great venture.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed during the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of us$950,000.00. I have left an international certified bank draft for you worth about us$950.000.00 cashable anywhere in the world.

My dear friend I will like you to contact Mr. Bryan for the collection of this international certified bank draft have authorized to release the international certified bank draft to you as soon as you contact him regarding this issue. At the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand.

Please I will like you to accept comply with Mr. Bryan so that he will send the draft to you without any delay.

CONTACT: Mr. Bryan
ADDRESS: Block D-15-11 Vista, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
EMAIL: mrb836@gmail.com

Therefore, you should send him your full information as listed bellow, where you want him to send the draft to you or instruct him to get you fund wire to you by bank to bank wire transfer via Foreign Telegraphic Transfer Bank over there in Malaysia.

Your Full Name:
Your personal telephone number:
Your address:

Thanks, God bless you and your family.
Best Regards

Mr. Sunil Puiri.

A dying man who can still send an email...

From one Mohammed Ahmed (mohammedhmed@hotmail.com) who claims to be a dying man. (Well, a dying man who is able to write an email. Not much dying, huh?)

Assalam Allekum,
My name is Mohammed Ahmed. I am a dying man who have decided to donate the sum of $18m million dollars.) to you for the good work of the humanity. Please contact me via. Email: mohammedahmed777@yahoo.cn for details information on this noble project of mine Please note that I have WILLED $18m to you by quoting my personal reference number Ms/Jds/577/0018/HtrI/33ln/eg so that i can confirm that you actually received my email notice to you.
Wassalam and regards,
Mohammed Ahmed
Email: mohammedahmed777@yahoo.cn

Title of the email is MY LAST WILL. Apparently there're many wills of him. Not so dying after all, is he? Heh.

Top Secret from a Friend (?)

From one Molahi Ahmed (info@hsbc.com) who outrageously claimed to be my Friend. Hur hur. Titled, Top Secret, the content of the email is hardly a secret to a scam!!

Dear Friend,

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($15.5) MILLION to your account within 10 banking days.

Mr Molahi Ahmed.(Credit Officer HSBC BANK UK.)

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Whose Line is it Anyway - If you know what I mean

Whose Line is it Anyway - If you know what I mean. Hilarious clip. You know what I mean! Heh.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Centurion and a turn-off placement

Remember the tragic end to Marmaduke? Now a similar fate happens to the otherwise cool poster of Centurion. Heh. Don't you just love Cathay?!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Brothers Mario - cool in their violent way

The Game Station presents an epic gangland tale of betrayal and violence in this mock trailer for THE BROTHERS MARIO. Check it out, "New Mario Bros. Movie Trailer | The Game Station Exclusive!".

The Online Citizen will NOT register as a political association!

C'mon, what other way can they use to show how defiant they can be against the government? The 14-day deadline by MDA to register will come & go and TOC will still not register as a political association.

No, they will chose to shut down their website & return with a stupid new name like "The (New) Online Citizen" or "The Online Citizen...is back!"

Yeah. Not really looking forward to it.

SOCIO-POLITICAL blog The Online Citizen may become the first website here to be gazetted as a political association, which will bar it from receiving foreign donations.

The Registry of Political Donations said that it had sent a letter to the editors of the website on Monday, informing them of the Government's intention to gazette the site as a political association.

Earlier on Tuesday, The Online Citizen (TOC) had put up a posting informing its readers of the move.

Separately, the Media Development Authority (MDA) has also sent an e-mail to the site's editors asking them to register under the Broadcasting (Class Licence) Notification.

The two moves require the website to submit particulars of the people behind it.

The Registry of Political Donations, for instance, has asked it to identify its owners, editorial team and administrators. It also has to name a president, treasurer and secretary.

From Straits Times, "The Online Citizen to be listed as political association".

The Registry of Political Donations under the Prime Minister's Office has confirmed it sent a letter to The Online Citizen (TOC) portal of its intention to gazette it as a political association.

On Tuesday morning, TOC had posted on its website that it received an email from the Prime Minister's Office on this.

Responding to media queries, the Registry said the Political Donations Act (PDA) prohibits political parties, political associations and candidates in parliamentary or presidential elections from accepting donations from impermissible or foreign sources. In addition, it requires these entities to report large donations received.

The Registry added that as a website that provides coverage and analysis of political issues, TOC has the potential to influence opinions and shape political outcomes in Singapore.

The Registry said that as such, the portal has to be gazetted to ensure it is not funded by foreign elements or sources.

Apart from this, the Registry added that TOC is "entirely free to continue with its normal, lawful operations and to receive financial support from Singaporeans and Singapore-controlled companies".

The Media Development Authority (MDA) has also written to TOC, asking it to register its website in 14 days.

It said the registration is to "emphasise to Internet Content Providers to be responsible and accountable for what they say online ...which is important given that Singapore is a multi-racial, multi-religious society".

MDA qualified that registration "does not mean that the discussion of political topics is disallowed" and "does not entail more stringent conditions".

The move to gazette and register requires the portal's owners, employees and staff to be identified.

Commenting on the issue, Singapore Management University's Assistant Professor of Law, Eugene Tan, said: "With the general elections round the corner, this development can be seen as administrative house-keeping by the authorities in the lead-up to the hustings."

He noted that the Registry's requirement to gazette and the MDA's requirement to register were two different things.

But he added: "The concern in both cases is to inject responsibility and accountability in parties engaging in local politics. After all, the content of TOC is as political as those of the political parties in Singapore and is likely to be active in stories relating to the elections."

The move to call for registration is not unprecedented.

In July 2001, the Singapore Broadcasting Authority (MDA's predecessor) required Singapore Internet Community's (Sintercom) founder Dr Tan Chong Kee to register Sintercom - an Internet forum that provided for discussion on various national issues.

The explanation then was that such content providers had to be responsible and transparent when engaging in Singapore's political issues.

The last group to be gazetted is human rights advocacy NGO Maruah in November last year.

From Channel NewsAsia, "The Online Citizen portal to be gazetted as political association".

Update on 19/01: The appeal is rejected. As expected, though I'm sure TOC is quite surprised that the 14-day deadline still stays the same. Six more days counting down for this intriguing site to shut in oblivion...

THE Prime Minister has reaffirmed his decision to gazette The Online Citizen (TOC) blog as a political association, turning down an appeal from the site.

The Registrar of Political Donations, who comes under the Prime Minister's Office, on Tuesday wrote to TOC acting chief editor Joshua Chiang, 35, and co-founders Choo Zheng Xi, 25, and Andrew Loh, 43, to inform them of the decision.

From Straits Times, "The Online Citizen's appeal rejected".

The government has rejected a request from The Online Citizen (TOC) not to be gazetted as a political association.

This was in response to a written request from the TOC addressed to the Prime Minister last Friday, asking for a reversal of the decision and an explanation.

In a reply on Tuesday, the Registry of Political Donations which comes under the Prime Minister's Office said the decision was made after careful consideration.

The letter emailed to TOC said: "The Prime Minister re-affirmed the decision" to gazette.

That gives the political blog six more days to provide the identities of its owners, editorial team and administrators.

It will also need to designate a President, Treasurer and Secretary, who will be responsible for the preparation and accuracy of TOC's donation reports.

According to the Political Donations Act, the definition of "political association" includes "an organisation whose objects or activities relate wholly or mainly to politics in Singapore, and which is declared by the Minister to be a political association."

The Registry said this definition clearly applies to TOC, whether or not it considers itself non-partisan.

Once gazetted, TOC will also be barred from accepting foreign donations.

According to the Act, this is to protect Singapore's political process from being manipulated by foreign interests.

Explaining the decision in the letter to TOC's Acting Chief Editor, Joshua Chiang, and co-founders Choo Zeng Xi and Andrew Loh, the Registry said the blog is "not a passive website that simply hosts social or political commentary by individuals which have nothing to do with it".

It said TOC "provides coverage, commentary and analysis of political issues, and is a platform for discussing such issues."

It added that TOC has organised online and offline campaigns to change legislation and government policies.

It has also organised a forum for local politicians, and run polls on public support for local politicians as well as political issues concerning Singapore.

TOC will no longer be allowed to receive anonymous donations beyond S$5,000 a year and must file annual reports on significant donations received.

Responding to TOC's claims that it is largely staffed by volunteers and has never accepted foreign donations, the Registry said the website should then have no difficulty in complying with the Act's regulations.

The Registry also reiterated that being declared a political association will not hinder TOC's existing activities.

From Channel NewsAsia, "Online Citizen's appeal not to be declared a political association rejected".

AMK Hub Fairprice...not so fair for this rabbit???

Photos taken at NTUC Fairprice. They have a nice, small hut with a white rabbit looking kind of stunned on the kind of merchandises shoppers grab. Can't resist grabbing the first shot with the guy shooting the rabbit. Heh.

Sunday, January 09, 2011

WTF...Google Threatens To Kill Users?!?!

Don't you just love how confident the Google Spokesman, Chip Dunn delivers the threat? Heh. Oh and the google teleport is really a great idea! Grin.

A Stomper vs LSL Management

This article, "Shop owner calls police when I complain about loosened shoe eyelet" truly confounds me. Police were called just to address a menial dispute between a shoe shop lady and a disgruntled customer.

The article is a one-sided story by the customer aka stomper Kevin. He had photos and all the time in the world to post his grievance against LSL Management (Blk 410 Ang Mo Kio Ave 10 #01-847 Singapore 560410, phone no. 64574618--yes, the company does exist!) and none of the common sense to heed the police' advice to file a complaint to CASE.

Bad publicity is one thing. Stomper Kevin might have achieved his goal, but I do hope LSL Management not to take it lightly & to post sooner (at STOMP-where else?) their version of the story.

Solvil et Titus says Time is Love (no, is not Money)

The above screenshot is from www.timeislove.com.my. It's basically about a couple of lovebirds gazing at each other eyes & saying the cheesiest things like, (by the male) "I love you. I will give you anything." To which the female replies, "All I want is just to be with you."

None of them is wearing a Solvil et Titus watch, but a gift box in between might have just consisted that watch.

It just proves guys don't listen, huh? The girl has obviously stated what she wants & still the guy fails to give what she wants & instead gives her a miserable materialistic piece of a watch.


Monday, January 03, 2011

Original District 9 Short Film (6:23)

Remember this documentary-style movie called "District 9"? I just found out the original District 9 short film (produced by Neill Blomkamp) which the movie is based off.

Check it out here. The short film is real short--only 6 minutes 23 seconds.

This is my favorite quote from the movie (not from the short film): "When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet."