Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Simpsons in Singapore eat "Hang Here Kway Chap"


LOL. Do we really have such a cuisine here? "Hang Here Kway Chap". Hur hur. The clip above is titled, "THE SIMPSONS - Preview #3 from "The Food Wife" airing SUN 11/13". Well done for featuring Singapore! (albeit with a fictional food...)

Chinese Communist Version: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance Music Video


Haha. No, seriously. HAHA!!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Striptease Waitress


Sexy...but hilarious too!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Sung-bong Choi the Homeless Boy Who Steals The Talent Show

One cannot help but be moved to tears by this amazing young man; Sung-bong Choi.

When Sung-bong decided to sing on the Talent Show "Korea's Got Talent" he had no idea that he would win the hearts of millions all over the world!

His story of his childhood is so moving that even the judges had a hard time keeping their composure.

He told the judges that even though he didn't think he could sing very well, he sang because it made him happy.

They couldn't have been more surprised.



And here's the clip:


Thursday, November 24, 2011

FULL 30 MIN EP 1 - Gabriel Iglesias "Stand-up Revolution" Alfred Robles, Rick Gutierrez, & Ozomatli


Seeing is believing...watching is laughing. Watch this, "FULL 30 MIN EP 1 - Gabriel Iglesias "Stand-up Revolution" Alfred Robles, Rick Gutierrez, & Ozomatli".

Coupling - A Babble Fish Translation


LOL. You've got to see this clip, "Coupling - A Babble Fish Translation".

The original clip when the gorgeous lady is speaking in Hebrew:



I like how in the latter part of the video, the lady speaks in English while Jeff in Hebrew. Haha.

Four lesbian Justin Bieber lookalikes are set to take the world of pop and barbershop by storm.

Check out this hot video clip, "Bieber Barber Shop"!

Revisiting "A Whiter Shade of Pale"

Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Pale

Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Pale (From "Live at the Union Chapel")


Ah. A Whiter Shade of Pale. Previously blogged about this fantastic song last time in 2009 (here) and in 2006 (here).

Yes. I just LOVE this song a lot!!!

So allow me to (again) present this song as performed by Procol Harum singer, Gary Brooker in the very old vs new version. Heh.

PS. You may also want to check out this post, Revisiting "House of the Rising Sun".

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Careless Whisper - 2 versions

So which version of 'Careless Whisper' do you prefer? That of George Michael's or Seether's? I like the latter...especially as the video music is totally 'no-sense'. LOL. Check it out & you know what I'm talking about. Heh.


George Michael - Careless Whisper


Seether - Careless Whisper

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Donaldson Tan of New Asia Republic & his racially offensive post on the Internet

Donaldson Tan, the editor of commentary website, New Asia Republic is currently under investigation for allegedly publishing racially offensive posting on the Internet.

Donaldson Tan had reportedly re-posted a picture deemed offensive to Islam on his Facebook wall.

From the Facebook page of "New Asia Republic":



The Online Citizen (TOC) has this to say in "Racist posts on FB by blogger – police investigates": Singapore Police Force is investigating blogger and chief editor of New Asia Republic, Donaldson Tan for re-posting an extremely offensive picture to Muslims; one of a prohibited animal in Islam, superimposed on the Ka’ba – Islam’s most sacred site, on his Facebook. In his report to the police, the complainant, Amran Junid, also highlighted a Serena Lee for posting racist comments on that FB post by Donaldson Tan.

Mr Tan was also revealed as formerly an editor with TOC. He was asked to leave TOC in January 2010, and he subsequently set-up New Asia Republic – a commentary website.

A blogger is currently under investigation for allegedly publishing racially offensive posting on the Internet.

Blogger Donaldson Tan had reportedly re-posted a picture deemed offensive to Islam on his Facebook wall.

The picture is of an Islamic holy site (the Ka'ba) superimposed with an animal prohibited in Islam.

Tan is the editor of commentary website, New Asia Republic.

This is the third such case in a week.

The first was Jason Neo, a former member of the People's Action Party's youth wing.

He had posted an offensive caption on his Facebook for a picture depicting Malay children in a school bus.

A few days later, full-time National Serviceman Christian Eliab Ratnam came under investigation for posting a text critical of Islam on his Facebook page.

The Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) says police are investigating several complaints of offensive postings on religion on the Internet and has requested the public let investigations run its course.

MHA warns the public not to add any comments to offensive Internet postings on religion which may further inflame the situation.

It adds that the right to free speech does not extend to making remarks that incite racial and religious friction and conflict.

MHA says the authorities take a very serious view of all instances of racial and religious incitement.

Any person who re-posts or contributes offensive comments to the postings that are the subject of on-going investigations, and is also found to have committed an offence, will be dealt with in accordance with the law.

From Channel NewsAsia, "Blogger under investigation for racially offensive posting".

Twilight hilarious poster


Somebody forwarded the above 'artwork'. LOL. Twilight: the story divided between zoophilia and necrophilia. How apt!! So anybody who to credit the above picture to?

While waiting for the reply (I bet, none), let's enjoy the trailer of the coming movie of "Twilight - Breaking Dawn".

Justice: "THE MORAL SIDE OF MURDER"

If you had to choose between (1) killing one person to save the lives of five others and (2) doing nothing even though you knew that five people would die right before your eyes if you did nothing—what would you do? What would be the right thing to do? Thats the hypothetical scenario Professor Michael Sandel uses to launch his course on moral reasoning.

The second part of the video is titled, "THE CASE FOR CANNIBALISM". Quoted: Sandel introduces the principles of utilitarian philosopher, Jeremy Bentham, with a famous nineteenth century legal case involving a shipwrecked crew of four. After nineteen days lost at sea, the captain decides to kill the weakest amongst them, the young cabin boy, so that the rest can feed on his blood and body to survive. The case sets up a classroom debate about the moral validity of utilitarianism—and its doctrine that the right thing to do is whatever produces "the greatest good for the greatest number."

Check out this interesting video--it's worth 54 minutes to see, really:

Monday, November 21, 2011

The Darkest Hour


The above photo was snapped at Cineleisure. The trailer looks promising. Looking forward for this movie.


Random photos (313@somerset, H&M, Cineleisure)

Miscellaneous photos--unedited, except to resize the files--taken today.

1. The statues of elephants greeting you at 313@somerset

2. One of the elephants (actually there're 3 of them) is named as 'Hellaphunt'.

3. Another is 'A Circle of Life'.

4. H&M

5. A lady shopper leaving H&M.

6. Taken at Cineleisure: Rest Room!!! LOL.

7. And this one the toilet for the disabled. Professor X would have approved it, I'm sure. Heh.

Real Life Super Mario Bros


Haha. Super Mario Bros in real life! What would you do if a screen popped up in front of you asking if you wanted to play a real life game of Super Mario Brothers?

Heh. Hilarious.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Christian Eliab Ratnam ... also a poet?!?!

I continue my search for more information on Christian Eliab Ratnam (read: google for 'christian eliab ratnam'), and gosh, am I surprised! This NSF guy--who in the previous post is revealed to have uploaded an anti-Islam picture onto his Facebook wall--is also...*sufficient pause for special effect*...a poet!!

Check out his Poem Hunter biography page, "Christian Eliab Ratnam":



Quoted:

Date Of Birth: 27th March 1990
Place Of Birth: Singapore

About The Poet: Anyway I am a deep thinker and an avid reader. Writing poems is my passion! My main source of inspiration is the Bible although many other events and circumstances do sometimes give me the spur to write. Poetry is the essence of all things written. It is the projection of valuable deep thoughts brought forth in all it's beauty and glory! A wonderful stress reliever, I must say! I hope you enjoy my poems!

Praise Be To G-D! ! !

Quote For Thought! ! !
'Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.' -Andre Gide.


Oh, by the way Christian Eliab Ratnam has penned 46 poems so far. From his very first poem uploaded on 9 Feb 2005, "The Voice Of My Saviour"--till his 46th on 6 Dec 2010, "Yearning".

And no, I haven't gone through each and every poem of his--so I cannot really say for sure whether his poems are also about anti-Islam. I very much doubt so, or else netizens would have been protested way earlier.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Russell Peters making fun of Singaporeans?!?!?!

LOL. Nothing racist, mind you. Perhaps gamist (if such a word does exist!).

Russell Peters shared an exaggeration on how Asians--a specific example, Singaporeans--love to play the arcade game, Dance Dance Revolution. Heh. Do check the clip at about 3 minutes 30 seconds onwards.

Russell Peters, a real funny guy. Grin.

Kaiji 2 - the Ultimate Gambler


So if it is not 'Immortals' for the movie I'll watch this weekend (heh, maybe tomorrow?!), I may consider watching 'Kaiji 2'. The review from The Urban Wire, "Kaiji 2: Beating the odds" seems promising. And in any case, I did enjoy the first Kaiji. Heh.

Check out the trailers of Kaiji 2 & Kaiji.




Immortals - 2 official trailers

The trailers may seem darn cool, but the reviews of the movie, Immortals are giving different picture altogether. Check out the reviews in Rotten Tomatoes, the review online, and wired.com.



Friday, November 18, 2011

Pythagasaurus by Aardman Animations


One great animation from Aardman Animations. Educational...but bloody too! Heh.

The Avengers - Silent Movie Trailer (Parody)


This would probably be the official "The Avengers" trailer if it was released in the silent movie era.

Watch the first trailer for "Marvel's The Avengers", in theaters May 4, 1920. LOL. It's a gem, really!!!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

The Truth about Toad



LOL. Toad or also known as Kinopio in Japan. I miss the Nintendo game, Mario Bros.

The Hunger Games Official Trailer 2012 HD


The Hunger Games. Can't wait to read the book AND watch the movie!! The official trailer is viewable here.

Price Tag: Jayesslee vs Asian version

So which version do you like best? ;)


Lucky Luke - The Movie



Beside the above clip, check out also this other trailer, "Lucky Luke - The Movie (Le Film) En Fran├žais 2009".

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Lucky Luke - Ballad Of the Daltons


Ah. How I miss the comic, Lucky Luke! And of course his usual enemies, the Daltons. Heh.

Thus it's a very pleasant surprise that I chanced upon these 8 clips of the animation, "Lucky Luke - Ballad of the Daltons". Grin.










CIRCLE OF LIES


CIRCLE OF LIES - song parody from versusplus.com on THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION. Hur hur. Yeah, this is just another parody of "Circle of Life".

Steven Lim's horrible dates

Is this a comedy or what? LOL...Featuring Steven Lim!! Not for the faint-hearted!!


Steven Lim's horrible date part 1


Steven Lim's horrible date part 2


Steven Lim's horrible date part 3

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

If we understood movie titles literally, the posters would look like this...

LOL. Featuring movies like American Pie, Cinderella Man and Kill Bill, to give some examples. Check it out here.

I hate facebook because ...


... it wants your soul!!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Films


One word: impressive!

The Troll Hunter


The Troll Hunter. Will we see it shown here in Singapore? Seems promising. Heh.

Three Musketeers 1948-2011 Mashup Comparison


Kinda interesting the comparison of the 2 versions of the movie. Heh.

How to Lucid Dream

Check out this curious FAQ on lucid dream & how to master it. Heh.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Speaking Singlish ... is a skill


A cool clip uploaded by fash246. Hilarious to see those Caucasians tried to speak Singlish. Hur hur.

Quite the opposite of what Singapore's Speak Good English campaign is trying to promote. Illustrates the uniqueness of speaking singlish, how skills is much needed to be able to speak it as well as how it is equally important to be able to switch to proper english where appropriate.

DRINK BEER (wear sunscreen parody) lyrics!

LOL. Remember "Wear Sunscreen"? Here's its great parody, "Drink Beer". Grin.



Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 99, Drink beer

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, Beer would be it.

The long term benefits of beer have been proven by scientists whereas the rest advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this information now

You are as fat as you imagine. You really do look like your drivers license picture. Do something about it. No one wants to date a fat pig. If inserting a 7 inch iced tea spoon down your throat to induce vomiting is what it takes, well then so be it

Do one thing everyday that makes your mother ashamed.

Don't floss. Wayward pieces of parsley and beef in your teeth really don't look that bad.

You've already had your turn of living in New York. So leave now. You're wasting space and breathing up all of our oxygen.

Go live in Northern California. But leave before you simultaneously die in an earthquake and a gang related shooting.

Sometimes you'll be ahead
Sometimes you'll be behind
Sometimes you'll be on top
Sometimes you'll be on bottom

Smoke cigarettes with reckless abandon
When you're speaking through a hole in your throat, you can always sue the tobacco company and say "I did not know it was bad for me". After all Ill gotten gain is what it's all about

Maybe you'll get married
Maybe you won't
But most likely you'll end up divorced with a litter of children with 8 different mothers, spending the rest of your life selling rip off Gucci bags outside court authority to pay off alimony and child support.

Don't even try to dance
You're a guy for god's sake
Not even the electric slide at a wedding

Read GQ magazine and strive to look like the guy on the cover
Undergo elective reconstructive plastic surgery including liposuction and penis enlargement

Make fun of old people
It's fun

And understand that friends will stab you in the back for price of an extra value meal

And the flame broiled isn't always better

Never mind

But trust me on the beer.

NLP - How to Control a Girl's Mind


I'd love to see how this 'NLP' technique is tried on our dearest Singaporean girls. LOL.

Monday, November 07, 2011

Bored As Hell - Circle of Life Parody



See how the great song is butchered by these two guys. LOL!!

The song, Circle of Life is one of the greatest songs of the animated movie, the Lion King. Here's the real song:


Sunday, November 06, 2011

Future Shorts: I Love Death (Rated!)


Depressing. Real depressing it must be...shared! Heh.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

TITANIC the Musical



So what do you think? I mean coarse language notwithstanding. Heh.

Double Dragon themes on guitar







The first clip, "Double Dragon M1 Jam" performed by vertexguy (yeah, the very same guy who played the Contra jungle theme).

The second clip, "Double dragon 2 final boss music guitar" is by ZyklnAen whereas the third one, "Double Dragon Theme (Guitar)" is by michaelvaneckartiest.

Yeah, I miss the games! (For the clueless, check out about the Nintendo game here & here!)

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Glenda Chong speak hokkien on CNA news



Is she promoting hokkien or what? LOL.